Treehouse Tips

ColorCrash Prophets: The Unholy Union of Art and Dissonance

When the world outside gets too bright, seek refuge in the cacophonous harmony of the ColorCrash Prophets. Our trees are not just trees – they're instruments of chromatic anarchy, waiting to be played, painted, and crashed.

For the uninitiated:

• Ear Splintering: A Guide to Tuning Your Tree to Maximum Discord
• Chromatic Overload: How to Paint Your Tree with Enough Colors to Blind the Sane

Remember, dear Prophets, the art of making a treehouse is not just about building, it's about creating a symphony of chaos.